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Originally Posted by Exile on Spencer St
C'mon, Davo. The Accy Observer!
A font of sporting misinformation.
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And other topics as well ??....
On Shakespeare…
“Wasn’t Buttons in Midsummers Nights Dream?”
On Divorce…
“How can she be a single mother and a Mrs?”
On sexuality…
“If he’s 22 and single he must be gay”
Investigating the police…
“What’s Sergeant Hopwood’s first name…And what’s his rank?”
On prison…
“Is a jailbird someone who’s escaped?”
On self sacrifice…
“Why don’t you give blood, Merv?”
“It hurts.”
On health reporting…
“So you’re saying that one of the symptoms is stiffness?..oh sorry deafness”
Interviewing the organiser of a wine and cheese evening…
“And will there be refreshments?”
Always good for a laugh Exile..... if little else !... ( Particularly their apparent disregard and apathy towards anything 'Stanley' !)
( Source...'Hold the front page ').