Ok, we all know the world is going more than a little crazy ... but as I sit here waiting for our first winter storm, all prepared with booze, food, and dope ... and my new snow shovel ... I scanned the news ... and came up with these:
Morning-after pill maker warns of weight limit - Health - CBC News
Doctors encourage 'fist bump' over handshake to prevent illness - Your Community
Tired? Troubled love life? Try banning the gadgets from the bedroom | Amy Fleming | Comment is free | theguardian.com
The first one I found funny for various very politically incorrect reasons ... now, fat chicks don't get laid all that much; so, I didn't at first see much of a problem. But on further thought ... I know, my life must be empty if I give things like this "further thought" ... it occured to me that given the chance of a roll in the hay, a ... let's say ... big-boned lady might just not give all that much thought to protection .... I think I'll leave this to someone else to expand on ... Help me Obi Less
... puns welcome.
And the fist bump thing
Time for full-body condoms and surgical masks
How about french kissing, and all the other spit swapping and tonguing folks get into after being introduced and exchanging a sterile fist bump.
And the third ... is this news? Does one need "research" to figure this one out. Great way of having group sex ... you can get it on with your partner while sexting someone else
