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Originally Posted by Eric
Words of wisdom indeed   ... you are always to be relied on ... I'll try to keep this in mind next time I'm out drinking ... I'll write the instructions on my beer goggles. |
Oh, please, don't take it that I approve of sex with anyone that is fat, I have tried it, it was awful, you must always avoid any form of contact with them, they always leave you with far more grease than the effort of having sex deserves.
My Black silk Duvet cover is ruined, even the dry cleaner refused to attempt to clean it. (He really is a dry cleaner, his sarcasm puts me to shame).