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Originally Posted by Less
Oh, please, don't take it that I approve of sex with anyone that is fat, I have tried it, it was awful, you must always avoid any form of contact with them, they always leave you with far more grease than the effort of having sex deserves.
My Black silk Duvet cover is ruined, even the dry cleaner refused to attempt to clean it. (He really is a dry cleaner, his sarcasm puts me to shame).
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I can honestly say, as GOD is my witness, I have never, ever slept with a fat chick ... never ... in my whole life .... not once.
However ... for some reason, possibly connected to nanotechnology or the Higgs Boson ... I woke woke up with more than a few.
I suppose anyone into mirrors on the ceiling (and pink champagne on ice
) could use one of those distorting mirrors which make fat people look skinny.
