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Originally Posted by Eric
I can honestly say, as GOD is my witness, I have never, ever slept with a fat chick ... never ... in my whole life .... not once.
However ... for some reason, possibly connected to nanotechnology or the Higgs Boson ... I woke woke up with more than a few.
I suppose anyone into mirrors on the ceiling (and pink champagne on ice  ) could use one of those distorting mirrors which make fat people look skinny.  |
Well, what a coincidence, I can swear by the same GOD, I've never slept with a lard arse, I have spent several sleepless hours however, thinking, after the deed, 'WAS I REALLY THAT ****ED'?