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Of course worse than the fatties are the unhygienic, (old joke warning), one I was with had her 'intimate area', have you noticed that twee phrase being used for selling female hygiene products these days?
Anyhow, this ladies 'intimate area' was surrounded by half digested carrots, tomatoes and other pieces of food.
When I asked, why? She replied that the last guy to go diving threw up while he was there!