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Re: Joke Of The Day
The way they do it in Australia!
This morning an old Aussie bloke was in luck and was able to buy two cartons of Victoria Bitter beer cheap at the local supermarket.
He placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home. He stopped at a service station for fuel where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.
She glanced at the two cartons of beer, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice:
"I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?"
He thought for a few seconds and then asked:
"What kind of beer 'ya got?"
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