Yes, I know they can be very tedious, but I've become too set in my ways, I neglect my housework, my appearance and my sexual need's, (please don't be shocked, you should have seen the version I nearly put in the over 18's section).
So, all I need is a lady of independent means that could feel sorry for a human equivalent of a wide eyed puppy.
She doesn't need to be anything other than tolerant, reasonable to look at, (even I don't deserve good looking), able to cook, clean and do a little bit of decorating.
Now, you may be thinking he's asking for a great deal but offering very little, but slow down, think about it, you may have a Sister-in-Law, a widowed Aunt or even a Daughter that keeps turning up at your house and upsetting what could be an ideal relationship between you and your spouse.
Let me take her off your hands.
She might just be the ideally desperate partner I'm looking for and Oh, how you would enjoy having time to yourself, (until we call around for Christmas dinner, (she will need one day a year off)).
