I've Decided, I Need A Woman.
Gentlemen please, I can't possibly reply to all your P.M.'s, but all of you need to be aware that I will not take on your Mother in law!
I will however treat your requests as confidential so long as you each leave £100 pounds in a brown envelope in the telephone booth near the Post Office on Blackburn rd every alternate Tuesday.
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“I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.”
Winnie the Pooh
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