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Well, I've decided I should continue enjoying life as a single rather than submit myself to an example I met last night.


Busy minding my own business and this thing came across with her date/husband/laccy?

She immediately started criticizing people already sat at the table, I thought perhaps she was known to the others, a sick relative perhaps?

After twenty loong minutes she went for a P break, we the innocent started asking each other whose relative are we having to put up with?

Her bloke spoke for the first time, she doesn't know anyone, we are over from Daren for a night out.

She arrived back, right she said to her date, it's time you went home but don't leave before you give me some cash and I don't mean a tenner I'll need at least thirty.

He didn't look taken aback, it appeared to be normal, he checked his wallet, I haven't that much on me he said, then he turned to me and asked where the nearest cash machine is.

I told him, simple question, simple answer.

She then asked where is it? I told her I've given him the details, what is the problem?

Her reply was, I couldn't be bothered listening the first time, tell me again.

Well, as everyone knows I'm a tolerant sort of guy especially with spoilt women, I bend over backwards to let them know how welcome they are within my company.

I not only told her in very frank terms how she may be reasonably good to look at, (Yes, she was one of those really good looking girls that think the world revolves around her).

I also told her that after what she had put our company through she shouldn't press any further on our tolerance.

I then turned to the young man and asked, are you really enjoying her company? Or are you just some sort of banker that she takes advantage of?

He thought for less than an instant, asked where the nearest Taxi rank is, then left, without her.

His problem solved, we still had her, she was a little bit shocked, even more shocked when we moved to another table and told her she wasn't welcome to join us.

She moved to a table of young lads, yes, well, I'm sure she was prepared to pay for a lift home somehow.