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Originally Posted by Less
Perhaps we should throw this thread open as a guide to what we shouldn't buy for our spouse this Christmas?
That's an easy one Less.
How about one of those horrible 'onesies' they're pushing at the moment, must make you look like Andy Pandy(look him up if you're under 50). Tiger skin pattern sounds fetching.
Pair it with a Minnie Mouse latex mask, tell her you knew she didn't like red and black underwear but you're into Disney characters.
She'll probably kill you but then again it could be your lucky night.
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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington
I think that most men use their ineptitude at present buying as some kind of psychological crutch......and an excuse to keep the cash in their wallet!
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That's cruel, Margaret! We're all very hurt. Probably true, though. But not in my case-look at the imagination I've just shown, didn't even think of the cost!
Although when a man has bought himself what
he wanted for Christmas there isn't much money left for his other half.