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dotti34 · 18-12-2013, 18:55

Ed & Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her. Ed was ecstatic when he found out they lived near each other. As soon as he was home Ed started asking her out. He took her everywhere and every date seemed better than the last. Ed decided he had met his soul-mate.
At then end of the month, over dinner, he said “I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you but I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage. Before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life-changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now!"  
Nancy took a deep breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker."  
Ed said, "I bet it's because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."

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dotti34 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,189 Blog Entries: 80 Liked: 1480 times Rep Power: 833512	Re: Joke Of The Day Ed & Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her. Ed was ecstatic when he found out they lived near each other. As soon as he was home Ed started asking her out. He took her everywhere and every date seemed better than the last. Ed decided he had met his soul-mate. At then end of the month, over dinner, he said “I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you but I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage. Before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life-changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now!"   Nancy took a deep breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker."   Ed said, "I bet it's because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."