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dotti34 · 08-01-2014, 05:43

Here's some new and old Irish jokes - my apologies to the Irish.

Bloke at a horse race whispers to Paddy next to him,
"Do you want the winner of the next race?"
 Paddy replies, "No tanks, oi've only got a small yard."

Paddy and Mick found 3 hand grenades and decided to take them to the police station. 
Mick: "What if one explodes before we get there?" 
Paddy: "We'll lie and say we only found two!"

A coach load of paddies on a mystery tour decided to run a sweepstake to guess where they were going.....  
The driver won £52!

 Joe says to Paddy, "Close your curtains the next time you're making love to your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday." 
Paddy says, "Well the joke's on them because I wasn't even at home yesterday."

08-01-2014, 05:43	#1911
dotti34 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,189 Blog Entries: 80 Liked: 1480 times Rep Power: 833512	Re: Joke Of The Day Here's some new and old Irish jokes - my apologies to the Irish. Bloke at a horse race whispers to Paddy next to him, "Do you want the winner of the next race?"  Paddy replies, "No tanks, oi've only got a small yard." Paddy and Mick found 3 hand grenades and decided to take them to the police station.  Mick: "What if one explodes before we get there?"  Paddy: "We'll lie and say we only found two!" A coach load of paddies on a mystery tour decided to run a sweepstake to guess where they were going.....   The driver won £52!  Joe says to Paddy, "Close your curtains the next time you're making love to your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."  Paddy says, "Well the joke's on them because I wasn't even at home yesterday."