[walkinman221]

One day a man is walking his dog along his local beach when he sees something shining in the sand , so he stoops to pick it up after removing it from the sand he finds that its an old oil lamp. So he rubs off the sand as he does so a genie pops out with a huge rush of air, the man looks up at the genie and thinks oh my god whats this , anyway the genie says to him"for releasing me you can have one wish but make it a good one" the man ponders for a moment then says to the genie "well i have always wanted to see my brother in Australia but hate flying and cant sail either can you build me a road to australia"? The genie laughs and says "for gods sake man that would drain a lot of resources from the world and take even me to much time think of something else". So the man thinks again then says to the genie "can you give me the power to understand women"? The genie laughs again this time for longer and harder than last time then says !" do you want a single road or a dual carriageway "!!!!!!!!!!