[Margaret Pilkington]

My other half grew a 'mo' way back in the dim and distant past.
I have never liked it.......if he shaved it off tomorrow I would roar with delight.
He also has one of those tidgy patches of hair below his bottom lip...do they call it a 'soul patch'?
I always think it looks like a sod round a rat hole and I have said to him 'why cultivate on your face, what grows wild round your bumhole?'......never has he given me a satisfactory answer.

As Olive Oyl used to sing......'I like a clean shaven man'.