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Eric · 22-01-2014, 13:25

Out on the backroads of Newfoundland, Bill rolled his truck. He was so badly mangled and burned that the coroner needed help identifying the body. As Bill had no family, he called in Bill's best friends, Charlie and Fred. Charlie looked at the body and said he wasn't sure. He asked the coroner to roll him over; Charlie looked and said, "Nah this ain't the bye." Same thing with Fred. Curious the coroner asked why they wanted to view the body from the back. Charlie and Fred both said that it couldn't be Bill 'cause Bill had two assholes. "Really", said the coroner. "For sure", said Fred. "Everytime we came into town for a beer, folks would say 'Here comes Bill with them two assholes.' "

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Eric God Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Kingston, Ontario, Canada Posts: 9,290 Liked: 2347 times Rep Power: 58525	Re: Joke Of The Day Out on the backroads of Newfoundland, Bill rolled his truck. He was so badly mangled and burned that the coroner needed help identifying the body. As Bill had no family, he called in Bill's best friends, Charlie and Fred. Charlie looked at the body and said he wasn't sure. He asked the coroner to roll him over; Charlie looked and said, "Nah this ain't the bye." Same thing with Fred. Curious the coroner asked why they wanted to view the body from the back. Charlie and Fred both said that it couldn't be Bill 'cause Bill had two assholes. "Really", said the coroner. "For sure", said Fred. "Everytime we came into town for a beer, folks would say 'Here comes Bill with them two assholes.' "