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Re: Joke Of The Day
FREE MEAT
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby boy in her arms, entered his butchers shop and confronted him with the news, that the baby was his, and what was he going to do about it? Finally, he offered to provide her with free meat, until the boy was 16. She agreed.
He had been counting the years off on his calendar, and one day the teenager, who had been collecting the meat each week, came into his shop and said "I'll be 16 tomorrow."
"I know said the butcher with a smile, "I've been counting too, tell your mother when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she'll get, and see the expression on her face."
When the boy arrived home he told his mother what the butcher had said.
The woman nodded and said "Son, go back to the butcher, and tell him i have also had free bread, free milk and free groceries for the last 16 years, and watch the expression on his face."
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