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Originally Posted by Guinness

A conversation between myself and Miles Parkinson of the ruling labour group regarding the lack of benches outside the town hall resulted in a 100% labour led council decision to replace them. With a modicum of help from Mobertol, we eventually decided that we would place them in front of the market hall, 11cm to the left of where the conservative benches used to be... this has been a resounding success for the labour run council. People are sitting on these benches.

Councillor Moss, cabinet member for sitting down people said, 'its an outstanding success, only tired people use them because the lazy people can't be bothered to walk the extra 11cm to sit down'

Mobertol said 'I'm glad to help the people of Accrington'

The local MP states categorically that this was a Labour initiative, regardless of what anyone thinks, and tweets that the new benches on Broadway are a success, before hurriedly deleting his tweet after the cabinet member for checking MP's tweets points out that the benches are in front of the market hall and not on Broadway.

excellent