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Bazf · 20-01-2005, 13:51

Time to return to Handy tips, you can tell I got a couple of copies of Viz for Christmas.

WOMEN Don't waste energy faking orgasms. Most men couldn't give a sh*t anyway and you could use the saved energy to hoover the house afterwards.

PET OWNERS Rats make ideal 'large print' mice for short-sighted cats.

DON'T waste money on expensive ipods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead

20-01-2005, 13:51	#50
Bazf Senior Member+ Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 2,252 Liked: 1 times Rep Power: 58	Re: Steve's Handy tips Time to return to Handy tips, you can tell I got a couple of copies of Viz for Christmas. WOMEN Don't waste energy faking orgasms. Most men couldn't give a sh*t anyway and you could use the saved energy to hoover the house afterwards. PET OWNERS Rats make ideal 'large print' mice for short-sighted cats. DON'T waste money on expensive ipods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead __________________