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Re: Carlisle United
. . . and the latest news is that Billy's owner has identified the errant goldfish , but in view of the fantastic good fortune which Carlisle have enjoyed since the auric swimmer favoured them with a visit , Billy will now be staying with the football club as a sort of lucky mascot.
This uplifting story is just spoilt by one unfortunate fact. Billy is, in fact Judy .
Yes, in all the excitement nobody noticed that Billy lacked a certain something . . . but, as a spokesman at Carlisle said "We're quite satisfied with the situation , and we wouldn't want to carp".
Who said that you couldn't make it up ?
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