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dotti34 · 05-03-2014, 20:35

THE CREATION
 A little girl asked her Mother, "How did the human race appear Mum?" The Mother answered,
"God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and those children grew and had children
and eventually so was all mankind made."

Two days later the girl asked her Father the same question. The Father answered,
"Many years ago there were monkeys and apes from which the human race evolved."

The confused girl returned to her Mother and said, "Mum, how is it possible that you
told me the human race was created by God making Adam and Eve, and Dad said
we developed from monkeys and apes?"

The mother answered, "Well, dear, it's very simple; I told you about my side of the
family and your father told you about his."

05-03-2014, 20:35	#1939
dotti34 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,182 Blog Entries: 80 Liked: 1471 times Rep Power: 634154	Re: Joke Of The Day THE CREATION  A little girl asked her Mother, "How did the human race appear Mum?" The Mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and those children grew and had children and eventually so was all mankind made." Two days later the girl asked her Father the same question. The Father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys and apes from which the human race evolved." The confused girl returned to her Mother and said, "Mum, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God making Adam and Eve, and Dad said we developed from monkeys and apes?" The mother answered, "Well, dear, it's very simple; I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."