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Originally Posted by Less
No not Islam it would be a useless religion for me, I live in Accrington, 74 virgins around here?
I'd only find that many if they held a Star Trek convention and the boys that attend those things just aren't my scene man!
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74 is indeed an intimidatingly large number ... I remember that in Nottingham ... spent a couple of years there in the 60s, drunk, stoned, horny and flunking university ... they said that the stone lions in Slab Square would roar if a virgin passed by
I don't remember any roaring, not even after dropping a couple of hits of window pane.
Maybe there's some Accy equivalent of the lions that could be employed as a virgin detector.
Oh, preferably near a good pub where they serve up a decent pint.