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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington
In a word Less........RELIGION!
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Now, now, Margaret, no need to use that sort of language on me, I can't stay and put you in your place, I'm doing my studies at the moment I'm reading a chapter from the beer mat according to St Thwaites, 'yeh as you travel through the valley of the flat, fear not, there is a sparkling ale waiting for you (at this weeks special price of only £2.10p).
Glory be unto he who be holds the beer mat stuck on the base of his glass for it means you've spilt more than you have drunk.
(The congregation responds with)
Christ less are you ****ed again.