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Old 20-03-2014, 14:24   #697
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Originally Posted by gpick24 View Post
Perhaps a reason people don`t shop in Accy, you`ve scared them all away. Can you set up shop somewhere else, central Moscow maybe.

Admittedly, it was a few years ago, but I was unfortunate enough to be on Broadway when one of these nutters decided people were ignoring him, so he turned his amplifier to the full eleven, windows in the town hall shook to his rhythm entering the pound shop to avoid his insane prattlings didn't help the cheap goods falling from the shelves disintegrating before I could buy them.
People shouting for him to turn it down, his replies useless bible witterings, a policeman arrived on the scene, considered his options and unplugged the mike.
He was cheered by the shoppers and one of them moved forward to wipe the idiots mouth foam from his uniform.
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