[Guinness]

I am a Jedi..as proof I will offer my last census form that clearly states my religion.

The book of Qui Gon Jinn expounded that those of us who have 'midi-chlorian' traits within us are the most sensitive to the Force.

Can anyone define 'the Force' who is without the 'midi-chlorian'? I offer a blue light sabre as prize for those of you who can, for the Sith amongst you I offer a red sabre. (N.B. of course it has to be MY variation of the definiton regardless of what you find on Google)

The Force allows us to commune with the dead, defeat hundreds of laser rifle bearing and heavily armoured troops, armed only with a sword, and destroy a galactic empire using 3 humans, 2 robots, a wookie and a tribe of teddy bears.

Do not be deceived by those who offer false prizes, who quote platitudes and ignore your questions...

Question me about the 'force' that destroys empires.........I will answer..

May the force be with you children of Accyweb