|
Re: Joke Of The Day
TIGER WOODS IN IRELAND
On a golf tour of Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
The pump attendant, who knows absolutely nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner, completely unaware who the golfing pro is.
" Top of the mornin' toyer, sir" says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick hello and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What be those?" asks the attendant.
" They're called tees" replies Tiger.
"Well, what on gods earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving," says Tiger.
"Jaysus" says the Irishman, " Mercedes think of everything".
|