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Originally Posted by Eric
By the way, for all those interested in joining the only true clique on AccyWeb, The Fellowship of the Hat  , application forms are available from me, or from DiG. Fill them in, and return them. If you are sending them to me, please remember to complete them in both official languages.
Oh, by the way, if you have never been drunk, wasted, trashed, pee'd as a rat (or newt, if you prefer), totalled, smashed, impaired (this for the posh folks) etc. in the great city of Medicine Hat, Alberta, Canada, don't bother applying.  Those who qualify, but who had the misfortune to do the technicolour yawn all over the table and/or the bar, will be accepted on probation. If you puked on the bouncer while making an unplanned exit from the bar, this counts in your favour.  |
I am ineligible.....Never been to Medicine Hat. I have been trashed , totalled, wasted, cabbaged(mainly downunder, Kaiserstuhl has a lot to answer for))...but not there.......and it was a long time ago.
I couldn't fill in the application form in both official languages.
I speak three languages......English, rubbish and gibberish(I am most fluent in the last two).
It saddens me that I am very unlikely to ever be in this club that has such celebrated members as Eric...and the lad from Germany(alright Son?).
Such is life...full of disappointments!