[DaveinGermany]

Originally Posted by Eric

Those who qualify, but who had the misfortune to do the technicolour yawn all over the table and/or the bar, will be accepted on probation. If you puked on the bouncer while making an unplanned exit from the bar, this counts in your favour.

But this probation period can be waived if it can be confirm that Officer Trudish (or one of his colleagues), while tutting disappointedly at you as his German Shepherd "Officer Max" was growling & sinking his teeth into your arse cheek while you were widdling up the wall!