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Sparkologist · 23-01-2005, 13:49

I like pussies. Do you like pussies too? Would you like me to tell you a joke about pussies? Aww, go on then!

Three female cats were bragging about their kittens.

The first cat said, "My kittens are part Persian. Their father was a pure Persian cat."

The third cat said nothing.

The second cat said, "Well, that is nothing. My kittens are part Siamese. Their father was a pure bread Siamese."

The third cat still said nothing.

Then the first two cats asked her, "What are your kittens?"

She replied, "Oh, I don't know. I had my head stuck in the tuna can at the time."

23-01-2005, 13:49	#953
Sparkologist I am Band Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Overlooking 22 yards Posts: 1,321 Liked: 3 times Rep Power: 55	Re: Joke Of The Day I like pussies. Do you like pussies too? Would you like me to tell you a joke about pussies? Aww, go on then! Three female cats were bragging about their kittens. The first cat said, "My kittens are part Persian. Their father was a pure Persian cat." The third cat said nothing. The second cat said, "Well, that is nothing. My kittens are part Siamese. Their father was a pure bread Siamese." The third cat still said nothing. Then the first two cats asked her, "What are your kittens?" She replied, "Oh, I don't know. I had my head stuck in the tuna can at the time." __________________ Connect it: Red > Yellow, Yellow > Blue, & Blew to ....'kin bits! Any ramblings, meanderings, thoughts or musings are mine and mine alone. Any opinions expressed are Lettie's! Last edited by Sparkologist; 24-01-2005 at 18:11.