Thread: Joke Of The Day
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Old 07-04-2014, 11:28   #1945
Aussie Irene
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Re: Joke Of The Day

A Thoughtful Scottish Husband

Did you hear about the thoughtful Scotsman who was heading out to the pub?

He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, "Margaret, put your hat and coat on lass".

She replied "Och Jock, that's nice, are you taking me to the pub with you?"

"Nae, Jock replied, i'm switching the central heating off while i'm oot".
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