There's too many Oscar Pistorius jokes already. Trying to come up with a new one is like taking a shot in the dark.It was literally minutes after Oscar Pistorius’s arrest that folk began taking the Pistorius.It seems like only yesterday he had a spring in his step.
I hear he's pleading not guilty due to temporary diminished responsibility. He claims he was legless at the time.
Oscar obviously misunderstood his Mrs when she told him that on Valentine’s Day he should take her out.
On aside note I hear Hollywood are going to be doing his life story, it’s now going to be called Blade Gunner.
Anyway enough of the joking if he's found guilty he's going to have to take it on the shin
