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Aussie Irene · 13-04-2014, 11:59

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A driver was stuck in a traffic jam outside the Houses of Parliament in London.

A man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, " What's going on."

"Terrorists have kidnapped all of our MPs during a sitting of Parliament, and they're asking for a £100 million ransom, otherwise they are going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire. We are going from car to car collecting donations."

" How much is everyone giving on average?" the driver asks.

The man replied, " Roughly four litres."

13-04-2014, 11:59	#1952
Aussie Irene Full Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Perth Western Australia Posts: 272 Liked: 73 times Rep Power: 3658	Re: Joke Of The Day DONATIONS A driver was stuck in a traffic jam outside the Houses of Parliament in London. A man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, " What's going on." "Terrorists have kidnapped all of our MPs during a sitting of Parliament, and they're asking for a £100 million ransom, otherwise they are going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire. We are going from car to car collecting donations." " How much is everyone giving on average?" the driver asks. The man replied, " Roughly four litres."