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flashman · 15-04-2014, 12:06

IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying full wages to his help
so sent an auditor to investigate.

AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you
pay them".

Boat Owner: "Well there's Clarence, my hired hand, he's been
with me for 3 years.

I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board.

Then there's the mentally challenged guy.

He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work
around here.

He makes about $10 a week, pays his own room and board and I buy him a
bottle of Coruba rum and a dozen lagers on Saturday nights so he can
cope with life.

He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally".

AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally
challenged one".

Boat Owner: "That'd be me then.

15-04-2014, 12:06	#1954
flashman Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Cornwall, Ontario, Canada Posts: 54 Liked: 10 times Rep Power: 0	Re: Joke Of The Day IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying full wages to his help so sent an auditor to investigate. AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them". Boat Owner: "Well there's Clarence, my hired hand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 a week, pays his own room and board and I buy him a bottle of Coruba rum and a dozen lagers on Saturday nights so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally". AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one". Boat Owner: "That'd be me then.