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So here I am having a couple of pints in my local, in come the window cleaners, they are having a bit of banter between each other, the younger of the two jumps onto the windowsill next to me and as he does this declares to his mate, nothing anyone does could make him paranoid.

Well, not wishing to mind my own business, I asked, can I challenge that?

He did look surprised but thought about it and said go on then try.

I reached out and rubbed the back of his leg, he did a triple sumersalt worthy of an Olympian, (and the landing was perfect).

His mate and I couldn't stop laughing!