[Sparkologist]

Chav Test ~ (If you answer yes more than five times, there’s no hope for you)

Has any friends of family members been pregnant under the age of 20?
Do you know the location of your local JD Sports store?
Do you own more trainers then normal shoes?
Have you ever bought / worn any of these labels? Hackett, Ben Sherman, Kappa, Nickelson?
Have you ever referred to your home as your 'Gaff' 'Drum' 'Yard' ?
Do you think David Beckham is a leading male style icon?
Have you ever bough Super Kings?
Do any of your friends or family own a Staffordshire Bull Terrier?
Have you ever had a fight with cab driver?
Have you ever worn hoop earings?
Do you think Starbucks coffees are too expensive?
Have you ever thrown up in the street?
Have you ever vandalised a phone booth?
Have you ever referred to your friends as your 'crew' or your' massive'
Do you know who Mike Skinner is?
Have you ever had a pay as you go gas or electricity meter?
Have you ever lived above the fourth floor?
Do you use external Christmas decorations?
Did you think the Fast and Furious deserved an Oscar Nomination?
Have you ever visited a friend or family member in jail?
Do you know a drug dealer?
Are tinted windows cool?
Have you ever bought 'economy' brand at Sainsbury's?
Do you listen to Drum n Bass?
Have you ever purchased jewellery at H.Samuel?
Have you ever been too, Falaraki, Magaluf or Benidorm?
Do you know anyone from Accrington, Blackburn or Burnley?
Do you enjoy theme parks and fun fairs?
Have you ever had a full English Breakfast abroad?
Are any of your friends of family receiving a benefit?
Have any of your friends or family been buried by Co-op Funeral Directors?
Did you know the capital of Australia is Sydney?
Have you ever been to Chelsea Football Club?
Do you own a gold chain, sovereign ring or Burberry Cap?
Have you ever shopped at Bluewater?
Are you scared of your neighbours
Would you consider buying any of these cars? Vauxhall Corsa, Ford Fiesta, Impreza, Fiat Punto?
Dio you read Max Power, The Daily Star, Heat or the Sun?
Do you ever wear a tracksuit when you have no intention of playing sport?
Have you ever been escorted from a shopping centre / pub?
Do you know know the term 'Croydon Face Lift'
Have you ever ordered Ham Egg and Chips at a restaurant?
Do you understand text abbreviations (ie, l8r - later, wiv - with, da - the, b4 - before)
Have you ever seen / been involved in a fight at a wedding?
Have you ever drank Lager before midday?
Would you consider a honeymoon in Teneriffe?

Come on now, do the test again, but answer honestly please!