Why do I say this ?
Not because of the clear sky, nor the damp patches that are appearing under everyone's arms.
The reason is, no matter where you go there always seem to be blokes in kaki shorts with legs wide apart allowing their privates to be displayed either as an abnormal growth in their shorts or...
Even worse, if the shorts are really short a bollock dangling in full view.
No wonder women laugh at men in shorts!
