Our old mate You Fat Bastard turned down a new contract at Gillingham ........ Don't think we could afford the cost of all the pies he'd need to keep fit, though
Still trying to work out the Laws of Aerodynamics that allowed him to get off the ground into the horizontal position when he headed the third (?) of his hat-trick at our place for the Cobblers the season before last ..........and how they managed to fill in so quickly the deep crater he must have made when he landed!