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Originally Posted by Turtle
You're braver than me, Dave. I was once surrounded by a flock of around 20 Canada Geese. I made it out alive, but they don't call them 'bum biters' for nothing!
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That countryside is very dangerous, there are things that are poisonous, stuff that stings you, thorny things that scratch you, and all of it gets up your nose and makes you sneeze, and makes your eyes water. Then there is the wildlife, it pecks, bites, stings, and chases you. I find the best way to go into the countryside safely is to carry a very large drum, like the ones in brass bands, and bang it all the time, you will find that most things will give you a wide berth, even people, I like a drum, you cant beat them.