[Gremlin]

I had to laugh when I started using the said firm.
As you know they have you in their system and know your name.
About the third time I used them I got the two rings on my phone so I locked up and met the taxi.
The driver was female and said "Taxi for Alice"
I put her right and she told me they had sent her because they thought they were coming for a lady.
I have been here three years, first person to live here and had the same number since 1973.
No problem, we had a laugh and she put the office right.
I asked her did I look like a female, I'm well over 70 with baldy head,
She said you never know, there are some funny people out there.

So watch your back when the Grems around.