[Guinness]

I'm a councillor and I'm ok.
I sleep all night and I work all day,

He's a councillor and he's ok.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I deal with planning, I go to meetings
All done in Scaitcliffe House
On Wednesdays Ken goes shopping
And he never uses a mouse

He's a councillor and he's ok.
He sleeps all nights and he works all day.

I take away benches, ignore parking
Specially on Blackburn Road
I ignore public wishes
Cos I am in the know

He takes away benches, he ignores parking
Specially on Blackburn Road
He ignores public wishes
Cos he is in the know

I change the market, the bus station
Ignoring common sense
I wish they'd all shut up
They must know I am dense