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I am pleased to be able to announce that I too qualify for the flat cap, whippet and gout. That was a bit too easy really though.
I had always been under the impression that thick sandwiches were called doorstops precisley because they were thick enough to put in front of an open door to stop it closing. When I was younger, I had to suffer one of these made with Lancahire cheese every afternoon on my return home from school. It was like trying to eat a slice of mattress, they took ages to eat! Although I am something of a cheeseaholic and will try anything, the more obscure and "ripe" the better, I cannot now look at Lancashire cheese without feeling sick.