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Eric · 23-08-2014, 18:57

Political Incorrectness coming up, eh.

There's this butt ugly, fat broad shopping in Walmart ... go figure, eh ... and the BO! One day she was walking down the street and a crow, munching on a fresh, dead skunk was down wind of her armpits ... the poor bird flew away, gagging.

Anyway, she had two obnoxious brats with her ... a toddler, and a baby in her arms. Buddy walks up to her (holding his nose) and asks: "Excuse me, madam. Are those children twins?"

"Are you kiddin?", she responded, spitting out bits of Doritos as she spoke. "One's four ... and the other three months."

"Amazing," said the dude. "I would never have thought that you had been laid twice."

23-08-2014, 18:57	#1972
Eric God Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Kingston, Ontario, Canada Posts: 9,290 Liked: 2347 times Rep Power: 58528	Re: Joke Of The Day Political Incorrectness coming up, eh. There's this butt ugly, fat broad shopping in Walmart ... go figure, eh ... and the BO! One day she was walking down the street and a crow, munching on a fresh, dead skunk was down wind of her armpits ... the poor bird flew away, gagging. Anyway, she had two obnoxious brats with her ... a toddler, and a baby in her arms. Buddy walks up to her (holding his nose) and asks: "Excuse me, madam. Are those children twins?" "Are you kiddin?", she responded, spitting out bits of Doritos as she spoke. "One's four ... and the other three months." "Amazing," said the dude. "I would never have thought that you had been laid twice."