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Originally Posted by Less
Sorry wrong, according to mags I'm a misogynist.
Do you know?
I think she's right?
As most folk will have noticed, tonight has been drought free, so going for a fag has it's problems.
I was stood in the entrance of one of my favourite pubs shielding myself and my weed from the elements when a young lady comes from within to indulge in her addiction, I breathed in and allowed her to pass.
Thank you she said for allowing me to pass so easily.
Not a problem lovely came my reply, I'm not being a gentleman, just allowing you to stand in the rain rather than me.
I suspect the look on her face gave me the idea NOT to ask if she was single and available.
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Your mistake, if indeed it was one, was in being honest. Women don't like honesty. Consider the following question often posed by the fair sex: "Do you think I've put on a little weight?" But come to think of it, if you don't give a rat's ass what the broad thinks, your response was the correct one. There are only a couple of reasons to be nice to a woman: a little peace and quiet while the game is on; or to get a piece of ass. There maybe more, but then one might have to try to understand women ... a thankless, futile effort, a waste of quality drinking time.