If I ask about my weight/looks I expect honesty. If he says yes I'm layering on the blubber a bit, I say 'Great, I'm trying to!' and the look of fright on his face at the prospect is very amusing
Breathing in to allow her to pass?How big is your belly?
I once was being spotted by Mr Sunflower whilst I did upside down exercises. As I curled back up I banged my head on his. I fell off in a giggle fit. He fell into a few pies.