You are a ****ing dickhead
Would you open it?
If you did open it and the contents said:-
Ring me you ****ing little nonse
Would you be inclined to ring them?
Would you actually do it hoping you may be developing a new friendship? or would you be slightly hesitant because it seems too early in a relationship to have got on such intimate terms?
or
Would you be glad that like me, you have never been contacted by someone that is obviously so violently sick.
