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Aussie Irene · 06-09-2014, 08:47

IRISH EXPLANATION.

The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law Paddy, in a steaming rage, and hurriedly packing his suitcase.

"What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously.

"What happened!! i'll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife, your daughter, telling her i was comming home today from my fishing trip. I get home.... and guess what i found?.
Yes, your daughter, my wife Jean, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed!. This is unforgiveable, the end of our marriage. I'm done, i'm leaving forever!"

" Ah calm down, calm down, Paddy!'' says his mother-in-law.
There is something very odd going on here. My daughter would never do such a thing. There must be a simple explanation. I'll go to speak to her immediately, and find out what happened".

Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile on her face.

"Paddy, i told you there must be a simple explanation...She never got your email !"

06-09-2014, 08:47	#1974
Aussie Irene Full Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Perth Western Australia Posts: 272 Liked: 73 times Rep Power: 3658	Re: Joke Of The Day IRISH EXPLANATION. The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law Paddy, in a steaming rage, and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously. "What happened!! i'll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife, your daughter, telling her i was comming home today from my fishing trip. I get home.... and guess what i found?. Yes, your daughter, my wife Jean, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed!. This is unforgiveable, the end of our marriage. I'm done, i'm leaving forever!" " Ah calm down, calm down, Paddy!'' says his mother-in-law. There is something very odd going on here. My daughter would never do such a thing. There must be a simple explanation. I'll go to speak to her immediately, and find out what happened". Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile on her face. "Paddy, i told you there must be a simple explanation...She never got your email !"