Dirty Gits
Stood there minding my own buisness in the works loos urinating as one does and in the corner of my eye I thought I spots a spider inbetween the divider wall and the stone wall, sudden appearance of said spider made me jump allowing for drops of wayfaring urine to splash onto my beige combat pants and damn it, it shows.
Looking again its not a spider. Its a big lump of snot with a rather long nostril hair sticking out of it.
Dirty Gits
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