[Margaret Pilkington]

I can do better than that.
This isn't a recent happening...it happened a few years ago.
It was late summer...a warm day......dusk.
I had put the light on in the bathroom and gone to have a wee.....I was sat there bothering no-one when this huge Buzzard moth(the size of a boeing 737 - ok maybe I exaggerate a bit) started to dive bomb me.
I stood up and ran(as best as you can with kickers at half mast) out of the bathroom and onto the landing......still weeing!
The bathroom needed to be mopped and the landing carpet shampooed after that....so Rob...I know where you are coming from! episode