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Re: Joke Of The Day
AUSTRALIAN VIRGIN.
A very nice, innocent woman wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man, if he has never had sex with another woman. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.
She ends up corresponding with Scotty, who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback, and he has had no experience with any woman.
She is very happy with him, and she feels that they are perfect for each other. So, they end up getting married.
On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the evening. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing naked in the middle of the room. All the furniture is piled into the corner.
"What happened?" she asks.
"I've never been with a woman" he says,
"But if it is anything like a Kangaroo, i am gonna need all the room i can get!".
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