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Re: Joke Of The Day
Two Italians In The U.S.A.
An elderly American woman overhears a conversation between two Italian immigrants. One is saying to the other:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Den I come one lasta time."
The elderly woman hits out at the two men ferociously with her umbrella and says "You are disgusting! How can you talk about such things openly in public?"
One of them turns to her and says:
"Wassa da matter? alla I askin my friend is howa ya spell Mississippi"
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